Mah beverridge... it missing 'brella thingy.
I'm not saying that snails shouldn't have the opportunity to sit on the veranda and enjoy a cool beverage, I'm just saying snails are a little creepy with their I'm-not-a-slug-I-swear game.
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.