You did it. You drove me friggin crazy. Now drive me to the insane asylum.
You tell people you have a short fuse. I agree. I've seen you naked.
Sorry, I won't be responding to any emails today...something crashed on my computer.
Who are you accusing of not doing diddly squat? Can't be us. Au contraire! If you check our litter box you will find I did diddly and Fred did squat!
And I made sure the doggie was taken care of while you were gone. Wink, wink
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