bet your girlfriend's disappointed

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You tell people you have a short fuse. I agree. I've seen you naked.

DIDDLY SQUAT

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Who are you accusing of not doing diddly squat? Can't be us. Au contraire! If you check our litter box you will find I did diddly and Fred did squat!

And I made sure

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And I made sure the doggie was taken care of while you were gone. Wink, wink

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