Mai blud tipe iz teh creed bi wich I liv... B NEGATIV
an urz is gunna paynt mai clawz if u doan tayk dis stoopid hat off meh...
I was the first to like this post.
but ai duznt liek it az much as a skratchin post...
Iz no longer afraid of gittin mah shots, Mom!!
speshully wen dey r whiskee shotz!
It took both of us, but we got rid of him.
Always take enough gas for the motor or your ass is going to be in trouble.
Don't try to stop me 'cause I am on a roll.
You had me at, "Taste my nuts?"
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