No, I do NOT give a rat's ass. That's the tastiest part.

Note to self: Don't bat at the dangly bits on a bull.

No, no worries. And don't mind me. I like sitting in the dark. Staring. At you. For hours.

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Word of Advice: Don't fall asleep in front of the Great Dane. He's a licker.

Rules of Failure: If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.

"Don't eat the bunny", you said. "You have your own food", you said.