Don't try to stop me 'cause I am on a roll.
Don't show your azz to me, pal! I had nothin' to do with your demise. However, I WILL gladly assist with your disposal!
well, i dont think i'm ugly!
TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.
I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.
I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.
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