i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.

this is why I don't let you have nice things

dont worry. i dont get it either.

okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.

Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!

I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.

Oh, don't mind me I'm just sitting here staring at you for hours