i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.
this is why I don't let you have nice things
dont worry. i dont get it either.
okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.
Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.
Oh, don't mind me I'm just sitting here staring at you for hours
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