Don't worryz potato U is not alone
u wil fit rite in at mai foreber hoam!
IF THE NUTS DON'T FALL GO AFTER THEM
datz sum gud advise rite der!
Frankly Scarlet , I don't give a meow .
ur apafee braykz mai hart...
i don't follo fashion fashion follo meh
der aynt no kitteh datz moar fashunablol!
If you loves sumthin, set it free.... If if doan't come back, Hunt it down and smother it.
kittehz alwayz tayks mai breffz away.
Don't worry guys, I saw this in a movie once
wut cud possiblee go rong?
HAIR IMPLANTS dont ever get them from a monkey.
u getz wut u payz fer, rly.
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