The Airport Gang, not the most intelligent of their species, prepared to lunch on the largest bird they had ever seen.

aifinkso dey mite haz a confyoozed...

please be garbage, please be garbage, please be garbage

wel opin it up an c wutz insied!

Time flies when you're having rum!

tekeela werkz 2.

This Is Warmer Then Teh Laptop

itz alsew warmer den ur mudder-in-law.

I don't always want food ....Wait... Yes I do

datz bery intrestin, kitteh.

Da prinz he cudnt mak it. So he sendz me. Yu gotz toona?

Alsew, ur hayr needz a gud preenin aifinkso...

IZ DRINKING ALL YOUR ZEN