When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.
itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Magick box nawt akshully magick IT GOES TO THE VETS!
wut sorseree iz dis!?
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Narnia Expydishun: Day One bery cold, giant beevas, talkin goggies an no sign uv Couzin Aslan ... kthnxbai
first time heer justin bieber song
itz a fayt werse dan death, aifinkso.
If yu had tiem for dis yu had tiem tu take mi inside
he haz a poynt, u noez.
Nooooooo!!! Too close 2 Ceiling!!! It burns!!!
nawt teh ceelin! anyfing but teh ceelin!