Officer, I swear I'm not drunk.
It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!
Yoo did not just call us all kyoot liddle tweeteh burdz
This is supposed to last me til lunch?!?
aifinkso ai iz gunna starv 2 death.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!
U recorded over my Dancing w/ the Stars! What the hell is wrong with you human!
Srsly. When have I ever smiled like that?