I can't believe you're having YOUR family over for Thanksgiving and you forgot to get extra toilet paper. Have you forgotten what happened last year?
Ceiling Cat does not approve of your code.
You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!
I hate it when they come to America and don't learn how to speak LOL.
Isn't this pathetic. Nothing to whine about. I'm actually content.