Tomfoolery there will be none!

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they never have any in my size :(

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It's 5 a.m. You could have called.

aifinkso itz way 2 erlee in teh morning fer foan callz...

I WENT TO BRAZIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID WAX

I can't believe you're having YOUR family over for Thanksgiving and you forgot to get extra toilet paper. Have you forgotten what happened last year?

Ceiling Cat does not approve of your code.

You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!