you left the lid up. Again.
I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.
Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Dirty Martini? Certainly, sir.
sowndz pwetty fansee 2 meh!
I don't care if the kid is dirty, this is my special time. Leave me alone.
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
Should We Call Rami the Pit Bull Dachshund a Weiner Bull?
The Future is Now: People Experience What it Would Be Like ...
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
I Need to Wear a Cat on My Head at All Times Now
The Duality of The Immune System
An Awkward Handshake Leads to a Seriously Uncomfortable Moment
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more