Um, excuse me. I know I said 'rare', but this is ridiculous!
An hour after his guests left, an embarrassed Carl discovered he'd had a piece of lettuce in his teeth since dinner.
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"
Dese r berry deep thawtz!
o yeahh... wrap dat tendrloyn in bacon creepy nayborcat wotches u cook dinnah in yur undeez