95% of dieters

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95% of dieters who use the Basement Cat Refrigerator Guard successfully maintained their ideal weight (the other 5% were never seen or heard from again) U can haz ur noms if u gibs me ur soul

Basement Cat helps

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Basement Cat helps with your New Year's diet resolution I ate ur Lucky Charms and left u the Cracklin Oat Bran. Ur welcom.

Kitteh halps wif dis saym rezolooshun ebery yeer...

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