FIRST KISSES: They aren't always perfect.
aim jus tryin 2 show mai luv!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
LINES FOR THE BATHROOM: They appear just as you really need to go.
noo! dey chopped down mai baffroom!
KEEP CALM: and blame it on the cat.
seemz liek teh best plan 2 me.
HUGS: Sometimes a single hug is worth a thousand words.
itz tiem 4 sum big hugz!
MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED.
um sum goggies r jus in diffrnt realuty...
DIETING: It's hard for dogs too...
ugh dietin iz teh wurst!