Yes. I killed the Easter Bunny. No Easter for you this year. Instead, we will have Passover. No more stupid chocolate eggs in baskets. Instead, I will be having chopped chicken liver. You will eat matzoh.
Why is michael jackson bad at chess? Because he is dead
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says... nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.