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TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.
No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.
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so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
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