Dey b celebraytin ober in Goggie Land 2!

i like long walks on the beach, candle light noms, and shiny things...

TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.

No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.

Therez onlee wun fing stawpin u frum a suksessful date...

so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?