One of these things can easily overheat, causing it to hiss and become dangerous to touch. The other is an iron.

Dude, I served with Bunny FooFoo. I knew Bunny FooFoo. Bunny FooFoo was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Bunny FooFoo.

Light travels faster dan sound. ....dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak

Whadda ya mean ? You really wanted a COBRA to come out of the basket? But...but I'm a lot nicer!

NO, NO, PLEASE GO ON WITH YOUR STORY. THE WAY YOUR DENTURES CLICK LIKE CASTANETS WHEN YOU TALK IS FASCINATING.

DAWNING REALIZATION Your human is nuttier than a Payday

Skratchy post not as gud it no skreem n cry like u