Zen always feels better than it looks
nokitteh eber sed dat enlitenmint wuz byootiful.
This Is Warmer Then Teh Laptop
itz alsew warmer den ur mudder-in-law.
Still a better love story than Twilight
One of these things can easily overheat, causing it to hiss and become dangerous to touch. The other is an iron.
Dude, I served with Bunny FooFoo. I knew Bunny FooFoo. Bunny FooFoo was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Bunny FooFoo.
Light travels faster dan sound. ....dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak
Whadda ya mean ? You really wanted a COBRA to come out of the basket? But...but I'm a lot nicer!