hoomin, y yur feet not cyoot? myn r adorabibble
mah toesiez, let meh showz u dem!
Okay, so we're both chubby. At least I can clean myself.
aifinkso boaf ob u shud avoyd anee lyonz u c tho...
Zen always feels better than it looks
nokitteh eber sed dat enlitenmint wuz byootiful.
This Is Warmer Then Teh Laptop
itz alsew warmer den ur mudder-in-law.
Still a better love story than Twilight
One of these things can easily overheat, causing it to hiss and become dangerous to touch. The other is an iron.
Dude, I served with Bunny FooFoo. I knew Bunny FooFoo. Bunny FooFoo was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Bunny FooFoo.