I have the heart of a child... in a jar, on my desk!

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I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.

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I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home

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THERE WERE CHILDREN IN YOUR CORN THEY'RE GONE NOW

I'll take questions now... Mr President! how do you respond to the rumors that you've fathered 645 illegitimate children?