The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.
You can let the cat out of the bag, but the cat might not come out.
Hey, MA! If teh cops come I wasnt here
I GOT THIS FOR YOU!!!! (JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE GARDEN, OK?
Follow your dreams ! except for that one where you're naked in church
We'z besties, rite? Yah, yah, for sure. (...but when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I'm still tripping you.)