Pssst. Hey. Ya wanna buy some nip? Pure, clean; it's the real deal, dude.

catnip. nawt eben wunse.

I'm not Mr. Ed. This is the catnip talking.

most horsiez ai noez r jus delooshunal.

The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip and the next thing I know is I'm up here.

Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!

Gene was having such a good time, no one had the heart to tell him he was rolling in oregano.