Ur shag carpet it haz an angry

BEWARWE Carpet Shark

Just tryin to karpet da baffroom Floor iz kold.

You get two hours of fun with the bottles. I get two hours of fun with the box. Tomorrow we'll both puke on the carpet. It's a win-win.

Oh, YES! Now we're talking!

They told me I could become whatever I want ...so I became a carpet