I'll shpit out your shellphone when we shtop!

Friends don't let friends text and drive.

whatvr et iz et kan w8t!

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

You may as well surrender the window seat, kid. I can do this all day.

sry ai kant control mai napz.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Hey... hey... You forgot to leave the keys! I can't listen to the radio without the keys!

Dis Amurrican Lief is on!!!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I swear the dog park is around here somewhere.

y r u teh 1 dribing???

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

iz tayk ur kitti to EBERYWHERE DAY!!

Gud thing, too, he doesn't get awt ob da house much.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.

n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Type A purrsunality kitteh honks ebrybuddy off! C'MON! Its 6am! Teh day's almost gon!

IF AI YELL LOUDER DEY'LL HEAR ME, RITE?!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!