I Left Something In Your Stocking It's Not Coal

I has Catmas sparkel

too much neck not enuff turtle

OH, KOOL! ANUDDER TREE FUR US TA PLAY WIF, LIL SCRAWNY DIS YEAR... WHAT YOU SPECT, AFTER WHAT WE DONE TO DA BIG ONE LAST YEAR.

Itteh bitteh kitteh Santa awaitin commiteh

The Vet said I should eat light during the holidays.

OOhh...DECK THE HALLS WITH BUSHELS OF CATNIP FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA