Hunger Gamez? Hoomin, hunger iz no game, is trajik condishun. Do u no Ai hazn't been fed in six hourz?
hooz butt (!) doez ai gotsa beet 2 get sum nomz rownd heer?
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I hate to tell you this Human, but you're a bit behind on your holidays.
tho ai iz kwite a big fan ob meowloween!!
Ceeling cat? No. I'z elektrishan cat, an this gunna cost yu.
Good news! Your car isn't too crappy to steal!
Uhhh...sweetie? Dat luks liek grate form fer yer dive but... Da watur iz behind yu.
By the way kid , you look ridiculous