Don't show your azz to me, pal! I had nothin' to do with your demise. However, I WILL gladly assist with your disposal!
lovely. thanks so much for sharing.
Your Ass looks huge in those jeans. that one was on the house.
Oh, like you trying to squeeze your fat ass into a leopard-print thong is any different.
I haz a chin rest. I haz a pain in teh butt.
Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.
If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.