If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.
ohai. sum ob yer letter to gammaw iz printid on mai butt.
I'm fine I jus dont want to put mah chin wher yur butt was
Nawt 2 sae it iznt a nyce butt...
If duh butt fits, WEAR it!!
Okay hoomin, the Cone of Shame will keep me from biting my rear... ... but NOTHING can stop the butt-scoot.
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