Your Ass looks huge in those jeans. that one was on the house.
Oh, like you trying to squeeze your fat ass into a leopard-print thong is any different.
I haz a chin rest. I haz a pain in teh butt.
Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.
If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.
ohai. sum ob yer letter to gammaw iz printid on mai butt.
I'm fine I jus dont want to put mah chin wher yur butt was
Nawt 2 sae it iznt a nyce butt...
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