"I was sleepy and wanted to take a nap, but I couldn't find a pillow. So I made one... out of myself!"
No, take a closer look. I swear I feel something wiggling around down there! Mom said I had worms? Does that look like worms to you? Should we call a vet? How about webmd.com? Can you look up what it might be there? Tom? Tom?? TOM??? Do you see it?