If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.

ohai. sum ob yer letter to gammaw iz printid on mai butt.

I'm fine I jus dont want to put mah chin wher yur butt was

Nawt 2 sae it iznt a nyce butt...

If duh butt fits, WEAR it!!

Okay hoomin, the Cone of Shame will keep me from biting my rear... ... but NOTHING can stop the butt-scoot.