It is requested you do not let the door strike you in the arse upon your leaving the premises.
My master is never pleesed.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
In my bowl, James. In my bowl.
an datz an ordur!
It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.
but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.
Today, Henry, I think, Bermuda... but stop by McDonalds on the way