I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.
n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
keep quiet max if they find us, it's bath time.
nawt bafftiem! i h8t bafftiem!
wanna tradz? yu gibs me bacunz and ill gibs yu kisses!!
id laik 2 trade in 4 btr 1 plz!
Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?
u shud trai a seetbelt.
and then he said i was fat!!
meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...
i caughts a flutterby!
...im sorry wat waz u sayin?
EXCUSE ME MRS. JOHNSON, MAY I LEAVE DOG TRAINING CLASS EARLY? MY BRAIN IS FULL!!!
do u kno how goggies brain wurks?
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