I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!
OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!