Get rid of the dog and they're yours
aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.
I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.
tuna kan mayk all ur problumz go awayz.
They don't know who betrayed Bin Ladin to the CIA. But this is a pic of his cat, the day after.
I GOT THIS FOR YOU!!!! (JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE REST OF THE GARDEN, OK?