*WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?*

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So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.

Cat Burglary 101

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Watch very carefully and I'll show you how to break intoany house on the block with this simple piece of wire.

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