All is fair in love and war!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
He is ugly and smells like soup! HE MUST GO.
Hugo is easy to please.
Nobuddy will EBBER be gud enuff for u guise, huh?
Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.
I said no clowns at my party. So why is your boyfriend here?
I don't like it. It has an ugly face.
I believe it is what they call a 'boyfriend'.
Do we kill it?
No... we drive it slowly insane.
der iz no room 4 him here...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!