Mr. Piano Man might need a few lessons. Keeps getting kittehs for tips.
Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.
He poots teh toona in da bowl!
Wudint yu rathur has a bowl full ob kyoots?
GO AHEAD ... POUR MILK ON ME I'LL SNAP YOUR LIMBS CRACKLE YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND POP YOU IN THE NOSE
If simple meows aren't sufficient to get your bowlfilled in the morning, there ARE other measures to try.
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