In my bowl, James. In my bowl.

an datz an ordur!

Mr. Piano Man might need a few lessons. Keeps getting kittehs for tips.

Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.

Soon?

He poots teh toona in da bowl!

Wudint yu rathur has a bowl full ob kyoots?

GO AHEAD ... POUR MILK ON ME I'LL SNAP YOUR LIMBS CRACKLE YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND POP YOU IN THE NOSE