He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .
politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
slept 16 hours sat in a box stared at a wall shredded the toilet paper took a nap ate some food ran & back and forth looked for catnip NOW WHAT?
I AM BORED. MAKE ME PURR.
Moar liek dis plz.
Yes, I'm paying attention. Although you just bored one ear to death.
Iz boring letz play Mouse Trap
200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat