The Airport Gang, not the most intelligent of their species, prepared to lunch on the largest bird they had ever seen.

aifinkso dey mite haz a confyoozed...

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat

I SED HIPPO BIRDY TU YU!!

SOON.

IZ GODZILLA!

Should I have scrambled eggs now or wait until the main course comes back?