Look at your cat, now look back me The dark side is lookin' better isn't it!
It's better to say nothing at all than blurt out how you feel about the nitwad!
Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.
I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT I BET IT'LL TASTE BETTER WHEN IT'S ON THE FLOOR
The Beach-in-a-Box was even better than Cuddles could have hoped for. Es no sand in meh furs and meh feet nawt get wet.
Faster dan a race goggie. Mor powrful dan dat tomcat down teh street. Able to leep tall weeds in a singul bownd. It's SUPER CAT!
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