We all had hoped Maru would set a new world record for box diving, and he did not disappoint! What perfect form! Congrats on your first gold medal, Maru!
In case you missed it, Maru will be participating in (every event of) the 2012 Marulympics, which are conveniently timed to coincide with the 2012 London Games.
ALSO, SPOILER ALERT: Maru will likely win the gold medal for every event in which he participates. Because he's Maru.
Yeah. Quick question about this second amendment... These "bear arms." Where are they coming from.
The 2012 Summer Olympics are set to begin shortly, but what's more important is that the 2012 Marulympics begin RIGHT NOW! Tune in over the next few weeks to see Maru compete in a variety of events, from shot put to box diving. We're your number one source for everything Marulympics, a world-renowned sporting spectacle we just made up entirely.
And if this isn't enough, be sure and visit ROFLympics 2012, where absolutely everything Olympics-related will be covered.