Want more laffs? Set your phasers... TO LOL!
Yu wanna mebbe slow down just a bit fer dat next speed bump? Pweez?
u shud trai a seetbelt.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...
THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.
b kareful if u tempt teh beest!
A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!
wel wer iz ur sord?
I want you to know that someone out there really cares. Not me... but someone.