MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said likes long walks and bellyrubs.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I don't always tempt you to rub my belly.
But when I do, I make sure to latch onto you with all my claws and teeth when you try to.
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
We need to have a serious discussion about your ICHC problem and how it has been affecting the timely delivery of noms and belly rubs. Your mother and brother will be here in five minutes.
Wez onlee lewkin owt fer yer best interestz.
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