Mia the Beagel isn't interested in your little dog and pony show, ok? She might've be running in the agility competition at the Westminster Dog Show on Saturday in New York, but that doesn't mean she gives a shit. She'll finish the course when she's ready.
"Don't be a beagel," recommends the commentator.
Um... excuse me? We're talking about Mia, and while she might not be all beagel — I doubt she's a pure breed — she's definitely all dog, you chump.
So, don't be surprised if she needs to stop to sniff at her butt or just stare off into the crowd. She's curious, and she doesn't care who the f knows it.