They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
Fifty Bucks and All This is Yours!
87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next
Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.
"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.
Be alert for clues you might be suffering from oxygen deprivation or excessive internet use
New furniture? Sharp claws?! JESUS BE PRAISED!