No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
Thass okay. Ceiling Cat forgibs you.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
don't look at me I'm NAKED!!!
Wait. Yoo doan't hab to go juss yet tho.
Fill it with champagne and fetch me my silk asswhipes
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Used ta bee ALLIGAYTORS comin up frum draynes. Dis iz BIG IMPROOVMINT .
u can say dat agin!
Okay, then...on second thought, I'll go quietly into the bathtub.
mebbe it woan b so bad aftur all...