It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.

but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.

aand Jingaling wuz never invited to another party ever again.

So all in all it was a bad day

TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.

Why were the three wise men covered in soot? They had come from a far. Please bring some food before he tells another one.

YOU DO KNOW THAT HANGING GOOD LUCK DICE ON A BAD LUCK CAT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, RIGHT?

OH SHI-