climbs treez iz fun, u sed. wut culd go rong, u sed.
CANT TREE! CANT TREE!
It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.
but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.
aand Jingaling wuz never invited to another party ever again.
So all in all it was a bad day
TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Why were the three wise men covered in soot? They had come from a far. Please bring some food before he tells another one.
YOU DO KNOW THAT HANGING GOOD LUCK DICE ON A BAD LUCK CAT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, RIGHT?
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