I iz hiden frum da Munday bee bak on toosdai

Itteh bitteh kitteh Santa awaitin commiteh

They said I could be anything so I became a cinnamon bun

KITTEH UNPLUGGED

DON'T ASK ME I JUST WORK HERE

Even the office cats are turned off at night to conserve energy where I work

PROPER WINDOWSILL MAINTENANCE REQUIRES ORANGE CAT ROTATION