DON'T ASK ME I JUST WORK HERE

"Ask not for whom teh bell tolls" Why teh hell not?

No, you may not ask my daughter out. She's not allowed to date until she's 3.

No,no,no officer, it's not nip, it's pot... Just ask my room mate Cheech Cheech ain't here!

You keep shouting "Call 911" I feel you should ask politely

Why, yes, it is rainin' outside Why you ask?